Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
Rep. Iscoe (R-MO) warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals can marry and continue their attack on the American family.
Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
