Popetown

Nicholas gives the Pope a haircut, but accidentally cuts off the entire head, though leaving the Pope alive. Nicholas must get the head back on before a visiting dictator prone to violent outbursts has his audience with the Pope.

Nicholas becomes a wrestling hero when he accidentally KO's the Pope's special birthday guest, wrestling sensation Ivan the Invincible. Nicholas enjoys the public adulation, until Ivan awakens from his coma and challenges Nicholas to a rematch.

Nicholas causes Popetown to collapse when he makes some structural changes to the catacombs in a vain attempt to impress the sexy TV reporter, Sister Penelope. Trapped alongside Penelope, the Pope and Sister Marie, Nicholas tries to save them before the worldwide media attention kills them.

Nicholas confronts his faith and fear when he must exorcise the Pope, who has been possessed. Only, Nicholas doesn't realise that the Pope is, in fact, only possessed by the bees let loose when Nicholas moved their beehive.

Nicholas, in order to get some exercise, forms a Popetown football team. When Marie proves to be a natural, Nicholas must convince her to act the part of a man so that she can play for Popetown United. Marie does so well that the Cardinals transfer her to Arsenal.

Nicholas' mother comes to visit him in Popetown, where she hopes to find some rest and relaxation for her weak heart. Nicholas is embarrassed, however, when she falls in love with Richter, the Swiss Guard. Luckily, the Pope has been making himself static with his cheap nylon carpet because Nicholas' mother has a heart attack during a particularly passionate bout of lovemaking with Richter.

Fed up with playing slave to the Pope, Nicholas visits Human Resources to ask about his job description. A series of tests conclude that he should be automatically promoted to a Cardinal. However, our three resident megalomaniac Cardinals decide to do away with this threat to their operations and Nicholas is moved to a very dangerous job as Brother Modo's assistant in the belfry tower, but will he survive…

Nicholas and Marie are forced to go out of Popetown for a day when the Popewagon, which they need for today's Charity Day procession, is inadvertently covered in yellow paint. Mistaken for a taxi they unwittingly hook up with some criminals and the Popemobile is stolen. How will they get back in time for the procession and will they ever recover the sacred car?

A sufferer of Hippophobia since childhood, a terrified Father Nicholas is called upon to look after the racehorse that the Cardinals are entering into the Popetown Derby Day. Nicholas delegates the horse-sitting to Marie, and while in her charge the horse has an adverse reaction to curry and becomes too fat to run. It is up to Nicholas to save the day - and the Cardinals' millions - that have been bet on this equine bloater.

Father Nicholas hires a lookalike Pope when the real one goes missing during a game of hide and seek. Despite being a New York Jew, the lookalike Pope is a hit with all in Popetown, and Nicholas must debate whether or not to go looking for the real one.