Ever read those random stories about how someone died while playing video games from lack of food, water, and sanity? Next time, double check to make sure it's not Jessie!

Joseph's lesson is to understand where you are in the present, instead of longing for other's acceptance in their view of you.

Put away your homemade sock hat, your long underwear under cargo shorts, your flannel, your Doc Martens, and your eyebrow pierce if you think that you are going to impress Mudhoney.

Fuck me? Hmm...I guess the French accent doesn't translate well into text.

Move over Evan Seinfeld, The Wombats and their Wombatting ways are going to be the next big cock rock porn crossover.

In case you didn't know, MTV has different rules for banning backs for rock as opposed to other genres. Also, they say "fuck" and "peach" a lot in this clip. It's cool.

Gluttony, using God's name in vain, coffee, how many commandments are ya' gonna break guys?

When karma slaps you a crippling blow, roll through it because it should get better, unless it doesn't.

Mouse obsessed, children's author and illustrator Leo Lionni helped provide Tilly and the Wall with their unusual band name.

Remember, there's no "I" in "Selling Out." Oh wait, yes there is. Fuck it.

Next time a dropout kid from Berklee School of Music asks you to produce him, watch this clip and consider the offer. You may just have the next John Mayer on your hands.

Priscilla's boyfriend had an interesting past, which she immortalized in her YouTube favorite.

A list of some of the bad decisions Sony has made: Dropping Tina Dico, The Betamax.

Drunk or high, the freaks will comply. But anyone else, well, they'll be a lot more work.

In America, FICA is what sucks the life out of your paycheck. In Sweden, it is something sooo much better.

These New Puritans like going green, but it just clashes sometimes -- with their budget.

Samson had his hair. He-Man had his sword. Alex and Miles have the Arctic Monkeys, The Rascals, The Last Shadow Puppets and the rollerblade.

Attention citizens of the United Kingdom: protesting only works if you KEEP IT UP, not give up after a few minutes.

It's tough dating someone who abhors your art, but marrying a gal who only sometimes hates your music, that's probably ok.

American media is like a sick game of dodge ball, except instead of a red rubber ball we are bombarded with ideas and opinions.

Who has time to think about selling out when they're just trying to get by and make a living?

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you dirty old person diapers, get a new fucking job.

Getting booed on stage sucks, but sometimes people will just hate on you because you're beautiful. Just ask Kelly LeBrock.

Before they became a hipster rite-of-passage, tattoos were actually rebellious, even if they were unicorn tattoos.

Warning: This clip contains shin nudity and demonstrates some weird supernatural shit involving said shins.

It seems like Heather has cast a class three wizard's charm, and there appears to be a set of twelve-sided dice and a mini Enterprise in my pants.

If you're ever in Tijuana, watch out for dodgy imposters masquerading as The Rosebuds.

Sondre can eat my cookie any day.

Here's a very compelling argument against using your celebrity to convince the American public to vote.

Fuck the over-inspired 60’s wannabes, Kaki is looking for something shiny and new, not crusty and refurbished.

Damn Ashlee Simpson, why'd you have to go and fix that giant beak of yours? You were perfect(ly annoying) just the way you were.

Wouldn't it be funny if Bush really did receive a message from heaven telling him to become President, but it was just God's drunk friends pulling a prank while He was in the can?

Sway gets deep about the vicious cycle that has become hip-hop.

It definitely takes more than a towel and a shower to remove the clinging soul remnants of creepy Lake Norman.

For some reason, especially in Germany and Belgium, men tend to jump up on stage and strip during the The Donnas' sets. Fellas, when the girls start hitting you with their instruments, it's a sign to get off the stage.

Wait, so if the Letterman set is like 1/4 the size that it looks on screen, does that mean Paul Schaffer is even smaller than he appears on TV?

It's easy-access nudity in France. But is that a good or bad thing? (Yeah, you're probably all thinking, "Good. Very good.")

Alabama girls The Pierces contemplated their political stances at an early age. Upon hearing this, one teacher diplomatically informed them that "Republican is right!"

Upon watching this clip, our first thoughts were "an uncouth cunt indeed!", then we immediately realized, "that's kind of hot, especially in front of grandma."