Peter Dragon turns to a hooker for advice

Mr. Van Ranseleer assault victim - When blind Mr. Van Ranseleer falls prey to a brutal mugger, an apparent lack of clues prevents the police from apprehending a suspect - prompting an exasperated Archie to take the law into his own hands.

Astro fights Magnamite to save the city. - Dr. O'Shay activates Astro by drawing all of the city's power and using it to jolt Astro to life.

Emmy-winner William Windom guest stars. In "Doomsday," life at the station house is as chaotic as ever. First, the plumbing breaks?down, causing Detective Fish great distress.

Jake Fury gets caught peeping on Dahm. - Jake Fury gets caught peeping on Dahm's; Disco Fury shower scene; T-­Money & heckler scene; O'Dell and Fury fight at the end of show.

Benson wins the lottery, charities bug him.

Darrin doesn't know Samantha is a witch. - Samantha and Darrin appear to be an ideally matched couple. Very much in love, they decide to marry. Darrin doesn't know that Samantha, is, of all things, a witch.

Meet the Angels

Comic Dana Carvey stars in this premiere. - Host and creator Dana Carvey begins this first show with his portrayal of President Bill Clinton giving his assessment of challengers vying for the 1996 Republican Party nomination for president.

Dilbert goes to a factory in Elbonia. - Dilbert, Alice, Wally and the Boss go to Elbonia, a third world country, which is covered in mud, where their factory is located to manufacture Gruntmasters.

Cincy and Blair battle for "Harvest Queen."

The Prince / The Sheriff - Handsome Peter comes to Fantasy Island with a dream to become a nobody. Peter happens to be not only the richest man in the world, but Prince Peter of Anatolia.

Nick Knight can end his vampire curse. - When a series of "vampire" murders sweeps the city, Toronto Police detective Nick Knight is put on the case.

Scott learns Allison has a crush on a poet. - When schoolmate Allison Fletcher drops the book she was writing in, Scott assumes imagines it is her diary and decides to take it home before returning it.

A hit man is hired to kill Jennifer. - When Jonathan uncovers a scandal effecting dockworkers, a hit man posing as a long lost cousin is hired to kill Jennifer.

Cassie finds a mysterious, old vase. - It's 1743, and the lady of Medenham Hall, Rachel McBain, rushes into the night and enters a stone building on the grounds that houses her family's African slaves.

Tony searches for a sunken treasure. - Tony, in skin diving gear, tells Jeannie he is going out to search for treasure reputedly in a nearby sunken pirate ship of the notorious Captain Kidd.

Jackie searches for twelve talismans. - Jackie is recruited by a covert government agency, and he finds himself in a race against The Dark Hand to obtain twelve talismans. But his greatest task is caring for his 11-year-old niece Jade.

Can Josh and Duffy keep 1st place in line! - Josh is first in line for the long awaited final chapter of FutureSpace! Only 11 days early! With Duffy hanging with him the wait should be simple. No one expects the Telepathic Triplets of Cybar whose mission is to be first in line at all costs.

Therapy in family upsets Maude. - Maude, a woman who believes in fighting city hall -- or anything else in her path -- tangles with a psychiatrist who is treating her daughter.

Connie returns from prison.

An ad exec and a reporter get married.

Dave fires his predecessor on his first day

Ann faces her first parental crisis as a newly divorced mother of two teenage daughters when she refuses to allow her older daughter Julie to go on a coed backpacking trip.

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Five kids and their mother play music. - When Shirley Partridge goes into her garage to find out what all the noise is about, she discovers her children: Keith, Danny, Chris, Tracy and Laurie warming up for a song which they have collectively written.

Kirsten's mom stays at the Salingers. - Kirsten's mom arrives to stay with the Salingers as a male bonding adventure exposes differences between Bailey and Will.

Willie is accused of shooting a student.

A Routine patrol turns into a nightmare

Cutter looks for an intelligence satellite. - The search for a disabled intelligence satellite teams Cutter with an old military colleague in an effort to keep the area from being bombed.

A rich man meets the son he's never known. - Twelve-year-old Ricky Stratton is determined to finally meet the father he's never known and to make their "reunion" a permanent visit, but Edward Stratton III, his surprised "new" father, has a very different opinion.

Peter Parker’s friend becomes Electro.

Lauren's in love, but may get heartbroken. - Lauren is head over heels in love, but the unlikely object of her teenaged infatuation could innocently be setting her .up for a crushing romantic fall.

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The Stooges join the "Women Haters" club and vow to have nothing to do with the fair sex. Larry marries a girl anyway and attempts to hide the fact from Moe and Curly as they take a train trip.

The Tick turns an accountant into a hero. - Having grown tired and bored with life as a mild mannered accountant, Arthur has decided that it's time for a change.

Eric Cord continues his hunt for Janos. - Eric Cord's worst nightmare becomes reality as his hunt continues for Janos Skorzeny, the head of the werewolf bloodline.

Raj, Rerun and Dwayne pose as gangsters.