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Kelly and the girls get hosed down by a rough-but-sexy female prison guard. Kim Basinger Guest stars as a young woman forced into prostitution.

An assassin with terrible aim targets the angels. Fearing for their feathered hair, the girls seek the safety of Charlie's compound. Unfortunately, they may have put their speaker-box boss in jeopardy by leading the bad guys right to him.

Set up an IV of hairspray, stat. The Angels are going to war! The ladies suit up in fatigues to solve the death of a Women's Army Corp recruit. Soon, the girls are targets themselves. But no sadistic sergeant is going to get the best of them.

Farrah on wheels? That's right, it's the famous episode featuring Farrah on a skateboard. In the final chase scene that made TV history, Farrah hops on an actual skateboard to get away from a bad guy.

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Sick days. They're not just for hangovers anymore. Stricken by a cold epidemic, 40% of the company workforce drops dead and many more become mutants. It's up to Dogbert, voiced by Chris Elliot, to find a solution that's acceptable to the boss. Which, as

Reminisce like it's 1999. With Y2K coming, Dilbert must find the date code on the mainframe and fix the millennium bug before it's too late.

Do you take stupidity with your coffee? Dilbert drinks from the mug of his superior and becomes infected with managerial DNA. Overcome with inability, imbecility and other middle-management skills, Dilbert eventually loses "the knack."

Happy dilday, Dilmom. to Find a birthday present for his mother, Dilbert must go through hell on earth. you may know it as the mall. The trip revives some difficult childhood memories and Dilbert finds much more than he Was looking for. which Was pretty much a gift certificate.

Everybody run, there's cake in the conference room. It's Wally's birthday and he's definitely in for a surprise. All he really wanted was some ice cream and maybe a quick song from his coworkers.

Art jokes. How sophomoric. The Boss gives Dilbert the impossible assignment of cornering the art market. Somehow Dilbert succeeds and that doesn't sit well with Leonardo Da Vinci or the rest of the art underworld.

Jo's five finger discount snags Mrs. G's birthday gift and much more. Natalie and Tootie go along with Jo's shoplifting scheme and the three present a stolen blouse to Mrs. Garrett. Fact of Life: there's no such thing as a perfect crime.

Loose lips sink ships. They also get a scoop of ice poured down Blair's top. Tired of being treated like a little kid, Tootie starts gossiping to attract the attention of her older classmates.

Nat, a good-time girl? As if. Watch as Natalie goes on her first real date with a boy and in typical guy fashion, he later embellishes the story to friends. Don't worry, Nat's a big girl and she can take care of herself.

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Family secrets are a real bummer. - Family secrets are a real bummer. Blair decides to donate part of her inheritance from the estate of her grandfather to build a library at the school. The deal looks good on paper until Natalie finds a newspaper article that spills the beans about grandpa, who used to be an active member of the KKK.

Halloween eps rule! The girls think Mrs. Garrett killed a man and made sausage out of him. Sure, it's an unlikely plot summary, but go with it. Forget the benign topics like boyfriends, diaries and eavesdropping.

Tattoo shakes some booty on the dance floor. With that image in mind, it's difficult to focus on the rest of the episode. Something about a wealthy prince wanting to experience life as a blue collar man and some woman who's only interested in money.

Sally Quinn won the Bad Dad Contest. Now she's come to Fantasy Island in an effort to fulfill her childhood dream of winning a beauty contest. In reality she's just trying to gain the affection of her estranged father.

Hey boss, what's with the Wichita trucker? Well, Tattoo, big rig driver wants to spend a weekend alone with the famous Hollywood sexpot. He's about to learn what every single man in Los Angeles already knows: dating an actress is no Sunday drive.

David Cassidy gets it on with the stripper that pops out of his cake. Cassidy plays the young bachelor Danny Collier who hopes to marry his fiancée on the island. "Oh, that's very simple," says Tattoo. "Why does he need us?"

See a famous skipper on yet another island. Alan Hale Jr. makes a brief appearance here, so keep an eye out for him, little buddy.

It's always, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" Jennifer, played by Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch) has fallen for the wrong man. It's up to her sister Melanie to save her. To do so Melanie must experience the evil male mind, via a magic potion.

Cleopatra gets all the fun. The beautiful Lucy Atwell (Joan Collins) dreams to sit on the Egyptian throne. But there's a catch.

- Stanley Hocker. Judging from the name alone, you can guess he's not so great with the ladies. Stanley's dream is to become irresistible to women. The irony is, he has to wear an effeminate bracelet in order to achieve his goal. You gotta love Mr. Roarke

Don (Ralph Malph on Happy Days) makes it with Michelle Pfeiffer (hot blonde in lots of movies). Most plays a mediocre artist who hopes to possess real talent, if only for a weekend.

"Portrait of Dorian Gray" on your reading list? Watch this instead. It's better than Cliffs Notes. Vicky Lee wants to spend a weekend with a famous silent film star.

Down the home stretch, it's cute little girl's fantasy by a nose. A compulsive gambler bent on hitting it big for once on Fantasy Island. Opposing his fantasy is his daughter, who just wants daddy to stop gambling and start being a father.

Frankenstein is a tragic last name. Especially if you're a doctor. Geneticist Dr. Carla Frankenstein is convinced the original Dr. F was on to something. She wants to reconstruct his lab and revive his research.

Archaeology chicks are crazy. An archeologist's fantasy is to make a discovery that will guarantee his place in the text books. Roarke hands him a magic whistle and sends him to an island where he meets an archeologist hottie.

Bob Denver gets some hot mannequin action. Denver (Gilligan from Gilligan's Island) plays a nerdy window dresser who's attracted to one of his female mannequins.e

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Haunting is no job for cowards. Tanya Roberts (Charlie's Angels) wants to be an expert in the occult world. For her fantasy, she'll win $100,000 if she can stay for just two hours in the infamous home of Captain Timothy Black's ghost.

- Family is a pain, even an imaginary one. Beau is a comedian, who as an orphan, created an imaginary family which he later incorporated into his act. He's here at the island to meet his "family" and introduce them to his fiancée. Break out the cowhide st

Sammy Davis rocks the island. The one and only Sammy Davis Jr. (The original Ocean's Eleven) portrays Edward Ross, a successful magazine publisher seeking to make amends to his ex-wife and son.

Don Juan gets all the ladies, even Geena Davis. In an attempt to romance his friend Patricia (Geena Davis), Alan Curtis finds himself in desperate need of love lessons. Fortunately, literature's greatest Spanish womanizer is there to help. Or is he?